Therefore... / by The Black Lex Luthor

I have been doing well and I can't complain. Keeping myself healthy has been a challenge since I moved into the new place. Hell, seems like I keep getting a cold and my allergies are popping off like the 4th of July. Yet I am alive and God gets the glory.

Yesterday was some crazy stuff. I went to get my phone fixed and upgraded, which turned out to be an upgrade and complete erasure of my contacts. So that meant I had to drive to Marysville to pick up a new monitor to make my computer work. Did that and got back home, to find that I didn't have a power cord for my computer. So I drove to Best Buy to pick that up. Got back home plugged it up, still wouldn't work. Opened it up to check the mother board battery, and it acted like it wanted to come on, but stayed quiet. Checked online for answers on "red light no power" with Google. Said I should replace the battery if it was more than 3 years old. Went to Radio Shack and grabbed a battery. Got back, put the new battery in...still wouldn't work. I prayed to God to help me, because I had no way to get my contact numbers back. The computer needed to work...it had to.

I fiddled around with it for another hour, finally got the power to come on by plugging it in and unplugging it. As I got up to revel in my victory, I stepped on the sharp corner of the computer door and opened a nice hole near my right pinky toe. It bled profusely.

I was tired by then, and I had planned to go work out. But it was nearly nine and I was still bleeding. Dude...

Today wasn't as tough. I am in the theater watching Don't Mess With the Zohan. Scrappy Coco says this...